Britney Almost Spills Her Drink!

The world's newspapers were all carping about the same earth-shaking issue this morning, "What's to be done about Britney Spears and her (lack of) parenting skills?

Britney was caught on film as she almost dropped baby Sean while exiting the Ritz-Carlton in New York City. A drink in one hand (no word on the alcohol content, but let's assume it was non-alcoholic as she is carrying the second child) and little eight-month old Sean Preston Spears Federline in the other arm, Brit's stumble was luckily worse than it appeared. The baby's head did snap back and his hat was tossed off... but no apparent injuries were noted.

My only questions:

Where is the instinct to DROP THE DRINK AND USE BOTH HANDS TO HOLD ON TO YOUR BABY???

Where was KEVIN?

Kevin was off being interviewed... and being asked, "If you, Britney and the baby were on a raft in the ocean... sinking, and you could only save one of them... which would you save?" Kevin paused for a moment and appeared to be actually thinking about it, then he answered, "I'd save Sean P, sorry baby... I love you, but I'd save the little guy."

Odd? Not until you realize that Kevin would be the executor of little Sean's inheritance.

Wake up Britney... next time, drop the drink... but for now, DROP THE K-FED!