Monday, Monday...

The frustration of Monday is too much to bear.

Did Hamas win the election in Palestine because they had better "attack ads?"

My friend and comic Goumba Johnny says that they were recruiting voters from "suicide hotlines." (think about it...)


I am consumed by the idiotic things I see on tv! The shows are bad enough, but what about the commercials? A couple of spots that drive me to the edge of the ledge - Geico and KFC.

WHEN DID THE GEICO GEKKO BECOME A COCKNEY?
I remember when he was driving a little Jaguar into the "Employee of the Month" parking spot... now he's in the jungle preaching to other amphibians. Are we seriously making decisions about our insurance based on talking lizards???

And then there is KFC.

KFC is Kentucky Fried Chicken right? SO why why why in the name of all that is holy do they use "Sweet Home Alabama" to promote KENTUCKY Fried Chicken? Does nobody else see this?
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